Other Dogs

You see I am staying at someone else's house at the moment and it is starting to piss me off they have this other dog here and he is pissing me off royally see just today I come in from a walk round the block and what do I see when I come in but that bastard eating my biscuits so I told that bitch that calls me my owner to take them away from that git so she did, fucking cheek of him eating my biscuits you don't catch me eating that shity "dog food" he has to eat. check this tho we go in my room and that cheeky shit sits outside shouting at me I told him jog on you fat bastard these are mine.

 whats mine is mine hands off  !!!!